The 11th Husband !!!

by Mayur | 1:18 AM in |

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What ?" said the puzzled groom.


"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"


"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be..


"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.


"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.


"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver..

"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the- art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.


"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.


"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.


"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it..


"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was......... .. God I miss him !!


"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited"..


"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ?


"You're with the " GOVERNMENT ". ..

"This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."


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