James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there.

So, she calls up heaven.

A sweet female voice picked up and said: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".

"Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.

She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".

"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again.

She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said: "This is Mary speaking".

"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.