The scientific name for these small, covered with golden fur Chinese monkeys - roksellanov rinopitek. Their noses are so snub-nosed, which seems to have remained one nostril. The title of these funny animals mentioned the name of beauty Roksolana (1506 - 1558 gg.) - Wife of Sultan Suleiman the Magnificent, a woman is just as fierce, how smart and beautiful. Legends say that she had a snub nose.









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Dear Dad

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A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?


Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,

Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

Your loving daughter,

Rosie

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Many say that Jules Verne when he wrote "The Mysterious Island", said as the island of Madeira.
Who knows, maybe the way it is ...
Before you are very beautiful and mysterious images of the sky taken on the island.









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Using a technique she calls Acrylic Mosaic Fusion, artist Sandhi Schimmel Gold takes junk mail and other paper waste and turns it into beautiful portraits.

Phoenix-based Sandhi Schimmel Gold has been fascinated by art for as long as she can remember. In her youth, she spent most of her days sitting quietly in the bedroom, drawing, and she remembers cutting school to spend her days in museums and art galleries around New York City. Although she studied art in school, Sandhi says she is pretty much self taught, and most of her works are influenced by her extensive travels.

The artist first felt inspired to create mosaic portraits years ago, when she was in Venice, Italy. She saw a portrait made of small colorful glass fragments ans since it was to heavy to transport home, by train, Sandhi decided to create one just like it. After a period of trial and error using glass and tile, she decided to change her art medium to ephemera.

Now, using upcycle junk mail, post cards, photos, calendars and other paper junk together with water-based, non-toxic paint, Sandhi Schimmel Gold creates the most amazing mosaic portraits. She doesn’t use any kind of technology or dies in her art; everything is hand-cut, hand-applied, hand-embellished and hand-finished. “My vision is to create beautiful yet thought-provoking images of beauty” says Sandhi, and she manages to do it by using paper waste most people throw away.







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He v/s She In Office

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How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)

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1. The family picture is on HIS desk.

Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.

Umm, her family will come before her career.

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2. HIS desk is cluttered.

He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.

She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.

She must be gossiping.

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4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.

SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.

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5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.

SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.

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6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.

SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.

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7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.

The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.

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8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?

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9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.

SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?

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10 . HE's leaving for a better job.

He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE's leaving for a better job.

Women are not dependable

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Ben Crane on Working Out

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Ben's thoughts on working out.


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More than two years avtopaparatstsi many countries tirelessly hunted for this car, and the Internet More than two years avtopaparatstsi many countries tirelessly hunted for this car, and the Internet periodically exploded sensational details about the new brainchild of maestro Horacio Pagani. periodically exploded sensational details about the new brainchild of maestro Horacio Pagani. AND AND Now, finally dropped the veil of secrecy. Now, finally dropped the veil of secrecy.

What is Horacio Pagani impress their fans this time? What is Horacio Pagani impress their fans this time? What is so good at his car, called What is so good at his car, named divine name Huayra? divine name Huayra? Start, perhaps, is with the fact that, despite the South American roots, newest supercar will be half German. newest supercar will be half German. Even despite the fact that officially the Italian Argentine origin.

Argentine origin. The fact that many units and units of this car carry a stigma Made in Germany. Made in Germany. This primarily refers to the engine - six-dvenadtsatitsilindrovomu bi-turbo Mercedes M158 (700 hp 1000 Nm), hand-built by AMG factory in Affalterbahe and corresponding to Euro-5. corresponding to Euro-5. Worked for Horacio Pagani, and other German firms. Worked for Horacio Pagani, and other German firms.

Thus, Thus, titanium exhaust system, which weighs less than ten pounds, developed and manufactured by titanium exhaust system, which weighs less than ten pounds, developed and manufactured by MHG-Fahrzeugtechnik.

























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