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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?

Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...

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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?
When asked him, he said,"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.....

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Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

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Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile “1 Miss Call".

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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay.While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ! Bombay !!"
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay! Ombay!!"

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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr. YOU" !!

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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar:We lost the duplicate key!!

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Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office...

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Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa?
Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..

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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch &
Finally Said:"Oye, Torch is okay"

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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

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