He v/s She In Office


How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)

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1. The family picture is on HIS desk.

Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.

Umm, her family will come before her career.

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2. HIS desk is cluttered.

He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.

She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.

She must be gossiping.

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4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.

SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.

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5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.

SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.

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6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.

SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.

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7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.

The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.

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8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?

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9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.

SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?

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10 . HE's leaving for a better job.

He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE's leaving for a better job.

Women are not dependable

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